January 2009
IMAGINE
Imagine working in a place that won’t let you onto any websites like Perez Hilton, Mr Paparazzi, The Arab Parrot, Facebook, Topshop, TUMBLR, BBC Good Food…in fact won’t let you go onto any website other than the companys website. Imagine how meaningless life would become? My friend works in a place like this, let’s call them Lexus (this may or may not be where she works),...
PILATES
I am seriously into pilates. I went on Saturday and on Sunday and Monday had the most awesome burrrrrrrrrrrn. My friend is going tomorrow and I’m jealous that she is and I’m not going til Friday. It’s really kewwwwwwwwwwwl what the pilates reformer machine can do.
Kewl. SRSLY????
OMG DYYYYYING
I just heard my boyfrog on the phone “seriously bruv, my girl is the best cook, she uses good ingredients and she doesn’t buy chicken from Sainsburys”. My heart is about to explode with the sweetness of this conversation. I’m not even really that much of a good cook, but fuck me it’s nice to be appreciated. I’m pre-menstrual so I might go scream, cry and cackle...
I wish my boyfriend would update his blog more →
OBAMA VS RECESSION
So America gets Obama. And we get the recession. Not exactly on par. Remember the days when the mighty pound tripled your currency in some countries (hi Australia). Not any more. Ugh so boring. I should have stayed at home.
Yeh I know I’m moaning but so what it’s my blog and Veruca Salt will do WHAT SHE WANTS WHEN SHE WANTS.
Seriously, goodnight this time.
GOODBYE THIS WEEK
Goodbye this week, you truly sucked. Worst work week evz (theeeeeeenks Warrior Queen you ———- ——). I’m not drinking til 14 Feb. Sounds hard, probably won’t be that hard. I just went out to see some friends, accidentally left my phone at home, got to the club, queue was hooj and I’m not the kind of wanker that can be bothered blagging so I waited for...